HOW TO DO IT IF YOU WANT TO PRODUCE OUTSTANDING CHILDREN
JOHNNY CARTER
The following is a summary of various sex manuals, some ancient, some modern, each stranger than the last. I understand that most of our readers are not yet at this stage and will first require instructions for finding partners who are both willing and able.
ATTENTION
JACK SCHAAF
But when you have two organs pressed together it's like there’s no difference between the one that sounds and the one that hears. This can be hard to get over for a child whose ball marks the distance.
DENNIS COOPER RUINED MY LIFE
CHARLIE ZACKS
You know the place. You walk in and the weird guy who runs the store asks you what you’re looking for because of course you look confused. “Something new”, you say. “I’ve got something real fucking new for you…” he says and he’s like licking his lips and shit and you’re like what the fuck man but also curious. He starts to tell you about this one guy Dennis Cooper who used to write these fucked up books about child porn and gay dudes killing each other.