TWIN GOSSIP

after alana’s launch

 

i am flanked by eerily handsome twins

running the new mile end reading series.

 

one probes me for my lore

--o yea so i’m from windsor,

it’s like south ontario, across from detroit.

 

i say this every time, centering my proximity

to america—back home this is embarrassing,

but here it plays off with intrigue.

 

here half the anglos are from Ottawa,

with scars on their soft bellies

where they wretched the umbilical lanyard

to vivre bohème in lease-transfer city.

 

TWIN:

did you visit detroit often?

 

GWEN:

yeah, punk shows and galleries,

but then i lost my passport over there.

 

TWIN:

did you lose it while getting hatecrimed?

 

i blush and snort gin. i like boys

who play rough like this, the light is soft

and dim and he and i network a little.

 

the key to networking is to be fun,

available, flirty, and obvious.

tell everyone you are a needy girl

who knows how to perform,

then disappear for a refill.

 

alana finds me drunk and joyous,

we’re all so proud of her,

she pulls me into the bathroom

 

i either did coke or watched the girls

do coke, i don’t remember.

 

ALANA:

did u know those guys r feds?

 

GWEN:

what? lmao

 

            ALANA:

ok so the one brother is a journalist

who was hanging around ukraine,

the one u were talking to is literally

an intelligence officer in the navy.

 

later, with a wink,

i ask if he dogged the communist party

he grins, yeah maybe i did, then off again—

 

outside the bar some drunk ranting

in my ear about the news. i don’t really listen.

i stare at the sky where stars should be

and wait for the girls to appear.

 

a car blares brazilian funk and i dance

alone on the sidewalk, bumping into

passerbys. the drunk is saying something

about putin. i say isn’t that the guy

on the horse? wishing i was stupid,

spinning on a utility pole as the funk

drives away.

 

i should be an organizer again, i fantasize.

sure, none of them know how to talk to women,

but at least there the pigs dig quietly

in our mud, emulating shame.

mile end flop

 

you insisted,

text me when you get in!

 

so straight off a junk train

out the Cote-Saint-Luc Junction freight yard

i found you and six other boys

collapsed in sweating drunk walls

smeared with oil

paintings of dinosaurs

wreaking history on a Toronto skyline.

 

i’d upped my estrogen that week,

my pheromones correct, yet

still not a distraction from Tekken.

 

you said you’d converted

from Irish Pagan to Russian Orthodox.

when the church bells rang

you made me borscht.

 

a week went like this, every night

poor Kimura would get so drunk

we’d have to haul him to bed.

 

when i changed for the road

i forgot my panties in his bedroom.

he told me he jerks off to futa

so i guess i repaid my stay.

 

stalling in the stairwell

from the snowstorm,

i asked you to marry me

for the EU passport.

you said Orbán thinks

traps are gay—

 

besides, you hoped to find a wife

back home in Hungary.

 

as i left to meet

the arms of another

methyl-rideshare guy,

i watched the sun slip

below the biodome.

 

i mashed the button for kicking

til the sidewalk was cherry slushy.

 

i wifed the city.

 
 
 

 
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